Post by Ewan McLelland on Jan 24, 2014 1:41:05 GMT
mclelland, ewan  Thirty-Two male Bisexual Ranch Staff Scottish Cook IT BEGAN WITH A PEN IN MY HAND APPEARANCE 6'4 215 lbs Fair Red Short Emerald Standing at 6'4, Ewan towers over most men and women, and combined with his wide chest, broad shoulders, and thick arms, it's obvious that the Scotsman is one man you don't want to make too angry. Red headed, fair skinned, and built like a tank, Ewan is the picture perfect image of the rough and rowdy Scottish people. His rough appearance, however, is somewhat belied by his stunning emerald eyes, at least until they've started glaring a gaping hole into your skull. Ewan's facial features offer no opportunity to mistake him for being even remotely anything less than a man, with his pronounced jaw, low brow, large teeth, and a grin that can reflect a thousand emotions, everywhere from a murderous glee to pure bliss. Though his working attire is the standard white chef's uniform, the Scotsman has a small variety of clothes he enjoys in his off hours. Brown loafers, tweed pants, a tweed vest, a button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up, and a tie that is almost always pulled loose is his preferred casual attire. Iron bands pierce his ear lobes, a fashion statement he picked up some years ago and adamantly refuses to remove. STABBED IN THE CENTER OF CHAOS PERSONALITY Ewan is as hard headed as they come. Once he's made up his mind on something, there isn't a thing in or out of this world that can stop him. His pride, his health, his very life, the Scotsman will put it all on the line in a heartbeat and will never back down from anyone who dares to get in his way. He would look Death dead in the eye, spit in it, then backhand him and tell him to go fix him a sandwich. His brashness and temper are legendary. Quick to jump to conclusions, even quicker to anger, and horribly slow to come to reason, Ewan is truly a Scotsman, born and raised. When he loses his temper, it is a sight to be feared. He will punch, kick, scratch, bite, and flat out plow through anything or anyone who tries to get between him and whatever's ticked him off, and more often than not, the poor sod ends up in intensive care. Still, the Scotsman has a heart of gold. Sure, he'll put a man in the hospital, but he'll sit right next to him until the sucker comes around and make his peace with him, and typically take him for a round of drinks after he's released. He is not normally a spiteful man, and rarely holds a grudge against anyone. He is surprisingly friendly in spite of his bad temper, even fatherly towards the younger people around him, and fiercely protective of his co-workers. He takes great pride in his position as a chef. To him, the kitchen is his sacred place, where no one dares to raise their voice to him, and perhaps the easiest way to rile him up is to insult his food or his kitchen, or to barge in and presume to be able to rail on him. EXTRA |
Ewan drinks and chain smokes like a fiend. He goes through an average of five packs of cigarettes a day. He speaks with a heavy Scottish brogue, and swears every other sentence. He has a bad tendency to throw knives at the wall whenever he's angry.
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✔-Alcohol
✔-Smoking
✔-Women
✔-Football
✔-Cooking
✖-dislike
✖-Hangovers
✖-Politics
✖-Englishmen
✖-Disrespect
✖-American Beer
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TO WRITE OUT THE LIGHT
HISTORY
Ewan was born in Glasgow, Scotland, a sentence that could accurately sum up his entire life. He enlisted in the Royal Marines at 16, where for four years he juggled back and forth between the ranks lower ranks due to outstanding military performance marred by several incidents of assaulting senior enlisted men and officers. Finally, the Royal Marines decided they didn't want the violent Glaswegian anymore, and promptly handed him his discharge papers.
Ewan then took the time to go to University and study Culinary Arts, and after four years, graduated with his degree. He went on to become a cook in a prestigious restaurant for close to a year and a half, until an incident occurred where a customer came up to the kitchen area and very loudly began to insult the dish Ewan had cooked, before dumping it on the floor, something to which the Scotsman felt the best response was to break the plate over the man's head and then try to wrestle against five other chefs who were trying to keep him from beating the customer half to death. After the incident, he found it very hard to get a job, working in family restaurants and taverns for the next two years. Finally, tired of his attempts to make his way up in the UK, he bought passage into America, and became a cook in New York, where he found that the New Yorkers ticked him off as much as the people back in the homeland did. After going through several jobs, some he was fired from, some he just up and quit, and several anger management classes that admittedly helped his temper somewhat, he found himself cooking at a Dude Ranch in Montana.
THAT LIVES WITHIN ME
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